I'm Really Bad at Titles

The American collegiate system in one gif set

me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me:
me: is that the sun

lilylilymine:

stuffman:

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

 this is so spot on and I gotta remember this!

DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

gingerhaze:

boomstudios:

Lumberjanes merch + The Woods tee are coming to San Diego Comic-Con at the BOOM! Studios and WeLoveFine booth!

OH MY GOSH YOU GUYS

I want that messenger bag so badly…

lissinator:

vanillabeanlattes:

9th-hennepin:

bodyelektra:

alldaftnopunk:

marvels-little-dork:

Marvel-Avengers 2 Posters

*faints*

First one is a bit disconcerting.

*dies*

fuck me

*heavy breathing*

hermione granger + so done with you

hologhoul:

teenblainegel:


#im pretty sure that already exists#it’s called the tony awards

werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

gingerhaze:

BB Nimona concept art



art by Noelle Stevenson (aka Gingerhaze)

gingerhaze:

BB Nimona concept art

art by Noelle Stevenson (aka Gingerhaze)
quandongpie:

a-noble-wanderer:

piranhafish:

its-sorcery:


things would have been so much better if the Harry Potter costume designers cared about historical accuracy

A+

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING

Krum tho

NO BUT IT WOULD BE EVEN WORSE (exept for Harry and Hermoine of course)
THINK ABOUT ALL THE WITCHES AND WIZARDS WHO DON’T KNOW HOW TO MUGGLE CLOTHES SO THEY HAVE ALL THESE UGLY 90’S CLOTHES AND THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO WEAR THEM
THAT IS THE REASON MUGGLES LOOK AT THEM FUNNY
I AM CRYING THE IMAGE IN MY HEAD IS TOO BEAUTIFUL

quandongpie:

a-noble-wanderer:

piranhafish:

its-sorcery:

things would have been so much better if the Harry Potter costume designers cared about historical accuracy

A+

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING

Krum tho

NO BUT IT WOULD BE EVEN WORSE (exept for Harry and Hermoine of course)

THINK ABOUT ALL THE WITCHES AND WIZARDS WHO DON’T KNOW HOW TO MUGGLE CLOTHES SO THEY HAVE ALL THESE UGLY 90’S CLOTHES AND THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO WEAR THEM

THAT IS THE REASON MUGGLES LOOK AT THEM FUNNY

I AM CRYING THE IMAGE IN MY HEAD IS TOO BEAUTIFUL

tofixtheshadows:

I think my favorite thing about the fandom culture on tumblr are the headcanon posts. They’re all revolutionary, because they almost invariably come from marginalized voices. We who have been unloved by the world imagine our favorite characters loving us, fighting for us. Where their creators expect us to exalt them through uncritical worship, we do it by humbling them instead. We make them better by making them one of us.

We racebend, or we explore and celebrate the cultural backgrounds of non-white characters whose ethnicities have been canonically overlooked. We reclaim them as queer or non-binary or neurotypical or disabled, and then we imagine them loving themselves and being loved by their communities. We take characters who have been broken in their battles and envision for them days of quiet happiness, of rest and healing and small comforts, because we’ve been there and we know exactly what you need. We turn them into the role models we should have, that we desperately need, and I think it helps us love ourselves more too. 

So don’t ever stop writing posts about Scott McCall hearing his mother sing lullabies in Spanish or Bucky Barnes helping kids get prosthetics or charity-starting bisexual Steve Rogers who stands up for women’s rights or Hogwarts houses validating their trans students. Give me all your fan art of fat Feferi and hijabi Rose Lalonde and the Avengers in a big cuddle pile of mutual self care. This is so important, don’t let anybody tell you differently. I appreciate it all so much.